Hector and Trudy from Belgium.
Hector's clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.
Trudy: "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint".
Trudy has the last word in any argument. Anything Hector says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
For Trudy is age a matter of mind: if she don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Hector the optimist invents the airplane and trudy the pessimist the parachute.
Trudy said: "I am not arguing, I am just explaining why I am right".
Trudy's printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Engineer Hector likes to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, he will create his own problems.
Trudy's computer problem exists between keyboard and chair.
Luck is Hector's middle name. Mind you, his first name is Bad.
Hector told Trudy: "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that you heard is not what I meant".
"Hey Hector, I found your nose. It was in my business", said Trudy.
Trudy said: "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead".
Hector caught the worm thief - it was a fish.
Teacher: "Apolonia, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry."
Apolonia: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree."
Boss: "Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here"? Trudy: "My lawyer".
Hector says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Trudy replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
Hector told Trudy that a man is like a fine wine... you always get better with age. The next day, Trudy locked Hector in the wine cellar."
"Hey Hector... Do you talk to Trudy while you are having sex"?
"Only if there's a phone handy", Hector replied.
Trudy wondered which orange was first. The colour or the fruit.
Trudy: "Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint".
Trudy has the last word in any argument. Anything Hector says after that, is the beginning of a new argument.
For Trudy is age a matter of mind: if she don't mind, it doesn't matter!
Hector the optimist invents the airplane and trudy the pessimist the parachute.
Trudy said: "I am not arguing, I am just explaining why I am right".
Trudy's printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Engineer Hector likes to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, he will create his own problems.
Trudy's computer problem exists between keyboard and chair.
Luck is Hector's middle name. Mind you, his first name is Bad.
Hector told Trudy: "I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that you heard is not what I meant".
"Hey Hector, I found your nose. It was in my business", said Trudy.
Trudy said: "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead".
Hector caught the worm thief - it was a fish.
Teacher: "Apolonia, give me a sentence using the word, 'geometry."
Apolonia: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree."
Boss: "Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here"? Trudy: "My lawyer".
Hector says; "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me".
Trudy replied; "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
Hector told Trudy that a man is like a fine wine... you always get better with age. The next day, Trudy locked Hector in the wine cellar."
"Hey Hector... Do you talk to Trudy while you are having sex"?
"Only if there's a phone handy", Hector replied.
Trudy wondered which orange was first. The colour or the fruit.